Mom's Personal Assistant

MOM'S PERSONAL ASSISTANT

What! I like to get into Mom's packages! -Hazel

Doggy Daycare Dropout

DOGGY DAYCARE DROPOUT

I have officially been kicked out of doggy daycare, twice!

 
 
 
Stuffed Crust Pupperoni Pizza

STUFFED CRUST PUPPERONI PIZZA

I pulled a pizza off the table & horked down 6 slices of stuffed crust and pepperoni.

Bad Olive

BAD OLIVE

She was a funny one!

 
 
 
But I

BUT I

I dropped the pill pocket containing three heart medications for my Cocker Spaniel and my 7lb Morkie snatched it up at gobbled it down.

Jealous cats

JEALOUS CATS

I got jealous that all the dogs had their pictures on the calendar and decided to rip it apart. Have you picked up your 2021 calendars...

 
 
 
Pandemic Fail!

PANDEMIC FAIL!

She loves toilet paper and doesn't care if it is in short supply.

I Love Lamp

I LOVE LAMP

We have a tall lamp in the den. She does not like it, apparently.

 
 
 
Punishment Reduction Due to Extreme Cuteness

PUNISHMENT REDUCTION DUE TO EXTREME CUTENESS

New Record!! Biggest mess made while destroying my bed!

I don't Give a Sheet

I DON'T GIVE A SHEET

I'm only allowed on the sheet.

 
 
 
Pillow Talk

PILLOW TALK

When I have to fart I ALWAYS run and sit on mamas pillow before letting it rip! Sharing is caring after all! Sorry not sorry! Sincerely, Winston...

Baxter, the Phantom Peeper

BAXTER, THE PHANTOM PEEPER

Baxter is a Dachshund/Basset rescue dog. He is a perfect angel during the day, but refuses to go outside in the middle of the night...

 
 
 
This one Passed the “Screen Test”

THIS ONE PASSED THE “SCREEN TEST”

Guess who peed through screen?

Jobless > Engineer

JOBLESS > ENGINEER

“I didn't want my daddy to pass the P.E. exam” So my 2 yr old lab, Noah, tore up my practice exam book, calculator, and pencil so I...

 
 
 
Doing Their Part for the Environment!

DOING THEIR PART FOR THE ENVIRONMENT!

I like to take things I'm not supposed to and eat them, including items from the recycle bag.

Sh*t Happens

SH*T HAPPENS

Risa had diarrhea one day while we were at work. She felt very bad about it.

 
 
 
Mommy's Diamond is Safe.for now

MOMMY'S DIAMOND IS SAFE.FOR NOW

So I come home from work yesterday and noticed one of my diamond earrings, that I forgot to remove from coffee table, was missing....

Those Were Some Bad Ollie'ves

THOSE WERE SOME BAD OLLIE'VES

I ate old pizza...again. I think my humans need more training. Love, Oliver

 
 
 
French Bull'y'dog

FRENCH BULL'Y'DOG

This is Helga. Our dear friends brought their new puppy to visit for a play date at our home. Helga was jealous and selfish over her...

You don't need a blanket to keep you warm!

YOU DON'T NEED A BLANKET TO KEEP YOU WARM!

I chewed the plug off my mom's blanket 3 times, it make me to warm at night. I have no shame and will do it again. Ace

 
 
 



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